a man walks into a whore house with a dollar

He waves his dollar around and asks the manager what will this get me? The manager says: " well we have a dead hooker up stairs you can take your time with." The man agrees and heads up stairs, after a while he come back down. The manager asks him "well how was it?" The guy says it was great, but her nose kept running the whole time. The manager tells him "oh she must be full again."

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