A man walks into a sperm bank...

And says to the lady at the counter, "I need to make some quick cash, but I would rather not give out my name." The lady says, "Well why is that? I need it to do the paperwork and we specialize in confidentiality." The man says, "Well I guess, my name is Thank You." Odd, thought the lady, but she was not one to judge. The man went and filled up a container and gave it to the lady. As the man was walking out, the lady tripped and broke the container. The lady ran out into the street and yelled, "Thank You! Cum again!"

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