A man walks into a Spanish restaurant, sits down and waits for the waiter to arrive and take his order. While he is waiting he notices a delicious looking meat dish leave the kitchen. The waiter arrives a minute later and asks the man for his order. The man points to the delicious looking meat dish and asks, "What is that?". "That would be the Cajones Sir.", states the waiter. The man replies, "I would like a plate of Cajones then.". "I'm sorry sir but we have no more Cajones to serve. You see, we get them from the towns bull fighting ring"."When is the next fight then?" Inquires the man. "Tomorrow Sir, would you like me to reserve you a plate?" Asks the waiter. "Yes please", says the man. So the next day the man walks into the Spanish restaurant and orders his reserved plate of Cajones. He waits for five minutes then the same waiter arrives with a plate, carrying two small pieces of pathetic looking meat. "This isn't what I had ordered?! Why is there so little meat?". The waiter shrugs his shoulders and says, "Sometimes the bull wins."
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