A man walks into a shoe store and asks if they have anything in a size 11. The clerk looks him up and down and says, "But sir, you're clearly a size 7."
The man, confused, glances around and realizes where he is. "Oh my apologies," he said, "I thought this was a dick-sweater store. You must have thought I meant shoe size."
"No, we sell those as well," said the clerk. "I knew exactly what you were looking for when you walked in with your cock hanging out. You're definitely a 7."
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