The man responds to this news by asking "Do you know who I am?"
Not recognizing him, the host immediately gives him the next available table in order to make it seem like he does.
"Does this table meet your expectations?" Says the host.
The man again replies "Do you know who I am?"
Once again not knowing who the man is, the host directs him to the nearest booth.
After a few minutes of waiting, the man is visited by the waitress.
"Hello, may I take your order?" She asks, politely.
The man once again asks "Do you know who I am?" with more of an attitude.
The waitress does not recognize him either, and simply takes his menu back and says "I'm incredibly sorry sir"
After more waiting, the man is given the finest dish the chef has ever prepared.
After finishing the delicious meal, he is presented with the bill.
After receiving it, he asks for the final time "Do you know who I am?"
"Of course. Sorry sir, it's on the house." The waitress replies.
After he leaves the restaurant, the host says to the waitress "Do you know who that man was? He sounded like he was kind of a big deal."
The waitress replies "No, but if he was important, why didn't we know him?"
The two then go back to work as if nothing happenied.
Meanwhile, outside the restaurant, the man sighs and says to himself, "Why won't anyone help me with my amnesia."
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