A man walks into a restaurant at lunchtime and is accosted by three women by the door - one Chinese, one Japanese and one Korean.
"Hey guy! Try the barbecue pork fried rice! Number one dish!" proclaims the Chinese woman.
"No no, you want the unagi udon! Best taste!" yells the Japanese woman in reply.
"Aish! Pork rice unagi udon all so-so!" scoffs the Korean woman. "Handsome man eat kimchi wrap, most delicious!"
The three women start to bicker amongst themselves about which dish is the best while the man slips past and over to the counter to wait to be seated. Once the waiter has approached and ushered him to his seat, he asks what the deal is with the women at the door.
"Oh, them?" laughs the waiter. "Don't worry too much about them, they're just the recommend Asians."
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