A man walks into a hardware store after his crazy ex-girlfriend broke all his furnature. Being a resourceful guy, he decided to fix his damaged possessions rather than buying new ones. He found all the hammers, nails, screwsm and other items he needed, but was lacking one tool he didnt't know the name for.
He approaches an employee and asks for something to tighten the bolts he had found, and the man replies, "You need a ratchet, sonnie."
"No, sir, a ratchet is the reason I'm in this mess; what I need is something to fasten these bolts to their fasteners," the younger man replied wittily.
"All the same, sonnie. Both called ratchets, and they both drive 'ya nuts!"
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