2016 is going off the rails with all the people getting offended. There are even some people who've decided it's racist to say "black paint".

I bought some...

I'm Ng sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

On her way to...

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that...

A man suffered a...

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery....

Rose walks up to...

"Father," she asks. Why did you name me rose? "Well when you were born, a...

A couple of guys...

The sign reads **"THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO...

So I broke my...

And I've been a pain in her ass ever since.

How to tell if...

If you forget to zip up your pants after going to the bathroom - that's just...

A redneck couple...

...and cooked him for dinner. The meat was so putrid that the redneck man...

I got fired for...

She got fired too.

Puzzled

Did you hear about the blond who put a jigsaw puzzle together in eleven...