A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest,bless me,father,for i have sinned. i was with seven women last night The priest is silent for a moment,then says go home and cut seven lemons in half. squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp. And i'll be forgiven? asks the man. No. replies the priest ,but it will wipe that smirk off your face.
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