Other guy nearly refuses but, upon noticing the man doesn't have arms, reluctantly unzips him and begins to walk away.
"Please, help me pull it out and, if you wouldn't mind, zip me back up when I'm done."
Feeling sorry for his fellow man, and recognizing the need to assist him, he pulls out the guy's junk. Curiosity gets to him and he glances down, only to have his eyes greeted by the most grotesquely swollen, festering, pustule filled, oozing penis. He quietly has a meltdown but let's the man finish and zips him up.
"Hey, man, what the heck is wrong with your dick?"
Man throws his arms out of his shirt sleeves, "Hell, I don't know but I ain't touching it!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.