A man walks into a Baskin Robbins.

A man walks into a Baskin Robbins and goes up to the counter.

"Hi, I'd like a quart of vanilla, a quart of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate."

And the cashier says, "Oh, I'm sorry we're out of chocolate."

So the man says, " Oh, ok, well then let me get a pint of vanilla, a pint of strawberry and a pint of chocolate."

"Sir, I just said we're out of chocolate." the cashier says.

And the man goes "Right, right, that's right, ok let me get a scoop of vanilla, a scoop of strawberry, and a scoop of chocolate."

At this point the cashier is furious and looks the man right in the eyes and says,

"Sir, spell the van in vanilla."

"V-A-N."

"Ok, now spell the straw in strawberry."

"S-T-R-A-W."

"Ok, now spell the fuck in chocolate."

"Um, there is no fuck in chocolate."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you, there is no fucking chocolate!"