The bartender asks "Sir, why do you have carrots in your ears?"
The man replies "I can't hear you"
The bartender asks, louder, "Sir, why do you have carrots in your ears?"
The man replies "Can you speak up?"
The bartender yells "WHY ARE THERE CARROTS IN YOUR EARS?!"
The man replies "Sorry, I can't hear you, I have carrots in my ears"
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