An angry wife met her elderly husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there's a very good reason for your waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "It's called breakfast."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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