sits down, orders a drink and starts sipping on it. A very attractive woman walks over next to him and orders a drink from the bar tender. While she is waiting for the drink, she can't help but notice out of the corner of her eye that the man sitting next to her keeps looking her up and down and then back at his watch. After he does this several times, she turns to him and asks "Why do you keep looking at me and back at your watch?" to which he replies, "Well you see, my watch is magical. It tells me what other people are wearing. Right now it's saying you aren't wearing any underwear." Confused and slightly taken aback, she retorts, "Well I am wearing underwear, so it must be broken". The man looks down at his drink, his brow slightly furrowed, and she turns back to watching the bartender making her drink. A few seconds pass, and finally the problem dawns on the man, "Oh yeah! Miss, do you want to come to my room with me?" Getting fed somewhat fed up with his antics, she turns back to him and says "Why?". "Because. The damn thing is an hour fast!"
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