Q. how long does it take for a man to change a lightbulb?
A. 5 mins. 20 secs.
1 min to get a lightbulb
1 min to try and change it
1 min to swear because he can't do it
1 min to find a woman
20 secs. for her to change it
1 min for him to cry and gripe about it.
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