A man walks into a bar on the roof of a skyscraper...

A man walks into a bar on the roof of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a drink. A drunk hobbles over next to him and asks him "Ha-have you ever been here before?" "No." The man replies, "This is my first time here." "I love this place!" Slurs the drunk. "Wanna know why?" "Sure." The man says. "There is a wind that comes through the city and shoots right up this building. You can jump out the window and fall five stories and the wind brings you right back up!" "You are full of it." The man responds. "I'll bet you!" Counters the drunk. "I will go jump out the window and when the wind brings me back up you have to buy me a beer!" "Deal." The drunk runs and jumps out the window and sure enough he falls five stories and the wind brings him right back up. "That's amazing!" Exclaims the man. "You owe me a beer." Slurs the drunk. "Ya ya sure sure. Bartender give the guy a beer. I have to try this." The man drops some money on the counter for the beer and runs and jumps out the window falling to his death. The bartender looks at the drunk and says "You are a real asshole when you are drunk Superman.