He sits at the bar, tells the bartender to set him up 10 shots of vodka. He downs all ten one after another. The bartender says to him you must be celebrating something huh? He says yelp; my first blow job. The bartender says in that case here's another one on me. The man say that's ok if the first 10 didn't take the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
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