He gets drunk and stands on top of the table and screams "VIVA LA RESISTANCE!" the other drunkards start spouting random crap amongst themselves and start a riot.
The next day the man wakes up and realizes his wallet is missing, he goes to the bar and sees tables fallen over, shards of glass on the floor and the bartender. He walks up to the bartender and asks "What happened last night?", the bartender says "You started speaking random gibberish about going against some bogus order". The man replied "Oh, I must've sounded really dumb". The bartender replies "Well you were definitely dumber than the guy who stole your wallet".
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