He sees an old blind pianist in the corner with a small monkey on his shoulder.
He thinks to himself "This place seems nice" , and he orders a pint of beer.
He's looking round admiring the decor when suddenly the blind pianists monkey runs over, and dips his balls in the pint of beer and then runs off.
Disgusted , he asks the barman to get rid of the glass and bring him another one.
Again he gets distracted for a minute. He looks down and the monkey is dipping his balls in the pint of beer.
He shoos away the monkey and says "Right. Time to sort this out"
He storms over to the blinds pianist and says "Do you know your monkey has been dipping his balls in my pint of beer "
The pianist says "No. But if you hum it I'll play along"
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