A housewife invited her lover to the house one day...

Knowing that her husband was at work, yet unaware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet, she invited over her lover.

Her husband came home early, and she hid her lover in the closet, so the boy had company now:

* Boy: "Dark in here."

* Man: "Yes it is."

* Boy: "I have a baseball."

* Man: "That's nice."

* Boy: "Want to buy it?"

* Man: "No, thanks."

* Boy: "My dad's outside..."

* Man: "OK, how much?"

* Boy: "£250."

* Man: "Sold!"

In the next few weeks, it happened again that the boy and his mom's lover were in the closet together:

* Boy: "Dark in here."

* Man: "Yes, it is....."

* Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

* Man: "That's nice..."

* Boy: "Want to buy it?"

* Man: "No, thanks."

* Boy: "I'll tell..."

* Man: "How much?"

* Boy: "£750."

* Man: "Fine..."

A few days later, the father tells the boy to grab his **glove** and go outside with him to toss the **baseball** around for a little:

* Boy: "I can't. I sold them."

* Father: "For how much?"

* Boy: "£1,000."

* Father: "That's terrible to charge your friends like that, since it's way more than those two things
cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They went to the church and the father alerted the priest, making the little boy sit in the confession booth and closing the door:

* Boy: **"Dark in here."**

* Priest: **"Don't start that shit again..."**