A man walks into a bar and sits at the counter. As he orders his drink he notices a 12 inch tall man playing a small piano on top of the counter. The man asks the bartender about it...

...and the bartender tells him that in the alley next to the bar is a genie who will grant anyone one wish. Excited, the man rushes to the alley and sees a towering genie before him. The genie asks the man what his wish is, and the man says "I wish for a million bucks!"

The genie snaps his fingers, and then out of thin air a million ducks crowd the alley. Furious over this, the man returns to the bar. "Man, that genie sucks!" the man said, "I asked for a million bucks, and instead I got a million ducks." The bartender looks at the man and says "Well, do you really think I wanted a 12 inch Pianist?"