He goes outside and rubs it. The genie says that he can have one wish.
"I want a million ducks."
Suddenly, a million dollars come falling out of the sky and the man picks them all up. The bartender hurries outside and says, "How did you know the genie was hard of hearing?"
The man replied with "This joke is posted on Reddit every fuckin' [removed]"
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