Hilary Clinton is touring a hospital in Upstate New York...

When the hospital director and her passed the room of a man who was furiously masturbating. "What is the meaning of this?" she demanded.

"I'm sorry Mrs. Clinton, but that man has a rare disorder where his testicles swell up with semen rapidly and he must ejaculate a few times a day or risk serious discomfort, pain and even rupture of his testicles." Hilary is still disgusted but she replies "Alright doctor, understandable."

They pass the next room where a nurse is giving a patient an intense blow job. She grabs the doctor and points. "Now can you explain that?!" The doctor smiles "Yes I can. He has the same disorder as the previous man, but he has better insurance."

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