A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "For one pint I can prove to you that technology has surpassed mankind using just two words!". The bartender accepts...

"CERN 'truthers'!" says the man to the barkeeper.

*The man then takes a seat and takes a drink of his pint.*

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