It was a small, small man a little less than a foot tall
playing the piano. He was running back and forth on the chair
and pressing the keys with his arms over his head.
The small man took a break and the man asked,
"That's the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
How's you learn to do that?"
The small man responded, "Well I was awoken one night to a bright light.
It was my fairy godmother and she said she would grant me one wish.
Well, I think she was a little hard of hearing because when I woke up,
I was an 8 inch pianist."
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