and really needs to shit, he asks the bartender to use the bathroom and is given directions. He walks in and sees a regular toilet and a gorgeous golden one. So the man plops down on the golden one and has the most glorious shit he's ever had.
The next day he goes into the same bar and does it again, this shit being better than the last. The third day he goes in and there's only the plain white toilet. He walks out and asks the bartender where the gold toilet went. The bartender looks at him and then yells "hey Frank, I found the fucker that's been shitting in your tuba!"
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