A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey...

... The barman obliges and the man knocks it back and orders another.

And another

And another

14 whiskeys later, the barman asks "Celebrating? "

The man replies "First blowjob"

The barman responds "Well congratulations! Let me get you another. On the house"

"No thanks" replies the man.

"If 14 whiskeys won't take the taste away, nothing will."


Oldie but a goodie.

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