And orders 7 shots of Jack Daniels. The bartender turns away for a moment and all the shots are all gone.
"Wow! You drink fast!" The bartender says.
"You'd drink like that too if you if you had what I have." The man replied.
"What do you have?" The bartender asked.
"An iPhone 7." The man replied.
"I see." The bartender smiled. "That explains the 7 missing Jack."
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