... and one day, when they were both feeling particularly frisky, the couple went back to the old woman's room and closed the door behind them.
The two began to kiss -- softly at first, but then things began to get more passionate.
The old woman began to breathe very heavily, encouraging the old man, so he began to untie her gown. It fell to the floor as the kissing grew even hotter. By now, the old woman was breathing even more heavily. The old man removed her bra and continued to kiss her deeply.
Gasping for air, the old woman said, "Stop! Stop!"
A bit hard of hearing, the old man continued kissing her neck until she finally yelled "STOP!" directly into his ear. "What? What's the matter?" he asked.
"The doctor says I have acute angina."
"I sure hope so," the old man replied, "because your tits look like hell."
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