... and he sits down at the counter. The man next to him is taking shot after shot. Suddenly, the man next to him turns towards him, and says drunkenly, "I bet you $50 I can jump off the third floor of this building and not get hurt." The man quickly decides that this would be a good bet to take, as he would essentially be getting free beer for the rest of the night, so he agrees and follows the other man up the stairs. The drunken man lurches out the window, lands on the ground below... picks himself up and walks back into the bar. The first man is shocked, and decides to try it himself, since the other man made it look so easy! He jumps out the window, and lands on the ground with a resounding crash, breaking his leg in the process. As he crawls back through the entrance to the bar, he hears the bartender say, "You've really gotta stop fucking with people like that, Superman."
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