and he sees that the bartender has a huge pen and a genie lamp. He asks the bartender if he could use the genie lamp and the bartender said yes. The guy wished for a million buck. A few seconds later a million ducks came through the bar door. The guy says "What the hell!" I wished for a million bucks. Then the bartender says, "Oh, I forgot to mention that the genie has bad hearing. Do you think I asked for a 12 inch BIC"
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