And one dad says to the other how his little boy's got a crush on his little girl. So the other dad replies, "well let him know to stay 651 yards away from her. " the first dad asks "why 651?" The other dad says "cause I can still hit him at 650".
This was a conversation I just hear two guys have at the campground I was at.
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