and ask the bartender for a whiskey on the rocks..
Then another one.
And another.
Finally the bartender says "Sir, It's the third one and it's only 4 p.m. you're celebrating something ?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob"
"Oh.. That's important in a man's life ! Let me offer you the 4th one"
"I'm good thanks, the taste is gone."
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