A man walks into a bar after losing his job

He goes to the bar and sighs.The barman, curious, asks, "What's wrong?" "Man, I've just lost my job," he replied, "I was a candlestick maker and I was tasked to make a candlestick for a royal banquet. I decided, since it was for a royal event, to make the candlestick out of gold. Somehow, I made a hash of it and due to the shortage of gold, my boss fired me on the spot. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that. It's good to air your problems out in the open. I could drink my own piss, I could, I just don't have a dime to spend on anything."

Overhearing the conversation, a shady guy comes over and says, "Look, I will pay for your drinks, but you have to do one thing for me." The man nods and the shady guy continues, "You have to drink a pint of my piss. Only a few people have managed to do it." The man, astounded, couldn't believe what he had just heard, but he was desperate and his lips were as dry as the Sahara Desert so he said, "What the hell, it can't hurt."

The barman who knew of the shady guys proposal prior, turned away. "There's no way he's going to complete it," he thought, "No way."

The shady guys walks into the toilets and comes back out with one pint, exactly, of his own urine. The man, closing his eyes, takes a sip, then begins to chug it down. He continues, chug, chug, chug, there's no stopping him. Everyone in the bar is astounded. The man takes one final gulp and finishes the drink. The shady guys congratulates him and says, "One beer for this fine gentleman please."

So the mans having a good time drinking on the house when the barman, with his incredible feat still fresh in his mind, asks him, "So how did you manage to drink the lot?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess it was just a tinkle, tailored for the candlestick maker."