After a while of socializing, the man walks up, places a Pilsner glass on the end of the bar counter and says to the bartender: "I'll bet you $100 I can stand at the opposite end of the counter, take a leak, and get every single drop of piss into that glass without even grazing your counter." The bartender chuckles in disbelief and, knowing he'll be $100 richer by the end of the night, agrees to the bet.
The man proceeds to stand on the counter, drop his pants, and coat every inch of the bar counter with urine. He then happily hikes up his trousers, steps down from the bar, and puts a crisp $100 bill into the wide-eyed bartender's hand.
"I don't understand," the bartender stammers "That's the dumbest way I've ever seen someone lose $100. Why in the Hell would you make such a foolish bet? "
Smiling, the man turns around and points to a group of men at the back of the bar, all of whom are laughing hysterically. "Because," the man says, "I bet those guys $200 you'd let me piss all over your bar."
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