A man walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and asks for a beer. The bartender stops him, and says "Well, before you order, let me tell you about our special."
He directs the man's attention down to the end of the bar, where there are two huge chunks of meat hanging on meat hooks.
"If you can run down to the end of the bar, jump up, and take a bite out of one of those pieces of meat, you get to drink free here for the rest of your life. But I'll warn you, if you try it and fail, you have to buy all of the drinks for the rest of the bar all night."
The man replies "Well, let me think about it. Mind if I take a look?" The bartender lets him, so he saunters down to the end of the bar, and takes a nice, long look at the hanging meat, before turning around and coming back.
"Nah, I think I'll just order a beer."
"Alright, but just curious... why aren't you taking the challenge?"
"Buddy, the steaks are just too high."
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