A man walks into a bar. Bartender asks the man what he'll have to drink. Man replies, "I'll take a Guinness."
The man looks down the row of the bar to see two drunk men being very loud. He hears the first man say to the other man, "Aye, I like your accent. Where are you from?" The second man replies, "Me? I'm from Ireland." to which the first man replies "No way, I'm from Ireland too. Bartender 2 shots of Jameson and 2 Guinnesses"
The men share their drink together and continue to talk. The second man asks, "where are you from in Ireland?" The first man replies, "I'm from Dublin." Second man hollers back, "No way, I'm from Dublin too. Bartender 2 more shots of Jameson and 2 more Guinesses."
The Bartender hands the men their drinks and they down them quickly. They continue talking and the man continues to listen to them.
The first man says, "Where'd ya go to school in Dublin?" and the second man replies, "I went to St. Mary's" and the first man screams back "No way, I went to St. Mary's. Bartender 4 shots of Jameson and 4 Guinesses."
Meanwhile the man has been hearing this the whole time asks the bartender, "what's going on with those two men over there?"
The bartender replies, "Oh them? That's just the O'malley twins drunk again."
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