A man walks into a bar and sees a beautiful women. He goes over, sits next to her, and gets a drink. After sitting for a minute, he chuckles to himself.
"What's so funny" asks the women.
"I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long"
"Oh" she says " I'd tell you one about my pussy, but you'll never get it"
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