A man walks into a bar and says to the Bartender "I want 20 shots of whiskey, in a line right here!" The bartender shrugs, assuming the mans friends must be coming in soon and pours the whiskey. Once all the shots are poured the man begins throwing them back. He gets to the 10th and stops to take a breath. The bartender says "Jesus Christ son, why are you doing that to yourself??" And the man says "well, I'm celebrating cause I just had my first blowjob!" And the bartender says "Oh well, congrats man, have at it!" So the man again begins throwing back the last 10 shots. He gets to number 20 and says to the Bartender "Thanks, hopefully this will get the taste out of my mouth."
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