One day a priest is out and about in his city's downtown area and a working girl says to him "how about a blowjob, Father...only twenty bucks!" The priest replies "no, thank you, my child", but having led an ecclesiastical life, he didn't actually know what a blowjob was or why it would be worth twenty bucks, so he decided to ask someone when he got back to his parish. The first person he saw was Mother Superior, so he asked "Mother, what's a blowjob?" "Twenty bucks" she replied, "same as downtown!"
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