A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar and orders a Jack and coke. The bartender hands him an apple. The man is clearly confused, "take a bite" says the bartender. The man takes a bite, "tastes like Jack!" He says. "Now turn it around." Replies the bartender. "Tastes like coke!" He says. Another man walks in, and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender hands the second man an apple and tells him to take a bite. "Tastes like gin!" Says the second man. The bartender tells him, "Turn it around." "Tastes like tonic!"

A third man walks in, the first two are going crazy over these apples. "This bartender can make an apple taste like anything!" They tell him. "Anything?" Questions the third man. "Give me an apple that tastes like pussy!" The bartender hands him an apple and the man takes a bite. "What the hell!? This tastes like shit!"

"Turn it around."