A man walks into a bar, all angry, sits down at the counter, and says, "God, lawyers are such assholes!". The man next to him turns and says, "Hey, I take offense to that". The first man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a lawyer?" and the second man says, "No, I'm an asshole".
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