A man walks into a bank

A man walks into a bank and goes up to the teller window.

"I would like to make a fucking deposit in your fucking bank" he tells her.

Shocked, the teller says,

"Sir, this is a bank, we don't use that language here"

"Fuck what you think," says the man, "like I said, I want to make a fucking deposit in your fucking bank"

The teller, livid with anger, runs off to get the manager. Ten seconds later, the manager comes out of his office.

With a broad smile, the manager says,

"Sir, how can we help you today?"

"I would like to make a fucking deposit in your piece-of-shit bank" says the man.

"And this fucking cunt won't help you?" asks the manager.

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.