A man walks into a bank

A man walks into a bank and goes up to the teller, an old lady with white hair. He says to her, "I'd like to open a fucking bank account." "What?" she asks slightly agitated. "I said I'd like to open a fucking bank account." "Excuse me sir, would you please watch your language or I'll have to get my manager." "Will you please just help me open a fucking bank account" the man repeats. Upset, the teller says, "That's it, I'm going to get my manager." A few moments later the teller and manager walk up to the man. The manager asks, "What seems to be the problem?" The man explains, "I want to open a fucking bank account for 500,000 fucking dollars." The manager, pointing his thumb at the teller replies, "And this cunt is giving you problems?"