The storekeeper asks, "What can I get for you today?" The man says, "I'm looking for some Patriots themed balloons for my Super Bowl party." The storekeeper looks at him for a second, then says,
"Sorry, those are all deflated."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.