A Fishing Trip

Late one morning, a man returns after several hours of fishing and goes to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, his wife Marsha decides to take the boat out herself.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and began to read a book.
Soon after, along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says, "Good morning, ma'am, what are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, thinking, "Isn't that obvious?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer,” she responds, “but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes,” he answers, “but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book?" she asks.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her again.
"I'm sorry, officer, but as you can see I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes,” he acknowledges, “but for all I know, you could start at any moment. So I'll have to take you in."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says Marsha.
"But I haven't even touched you," cries the warden.
"That's true,” she admits, “but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," he replies, and he leaves.
Moral of the story: Never argue with a woman, especially one who reads.