...and sits down next to another man who is drinking a green, frothing mess of a drink. Curious, the first man asks him "What the heck is that?" The second man looks over at him and smiles "This...this is a drink that makes you invincible to anything." The first man scoffs at him, "That's not possible." The second man runs at the window, jumps out and hits the ground with an audible THUD. He returns a moment later without a scratch on him. After sitting down and looking over at the first man, still in awe, he turns to the bartender and says "Freddie! Let him try one of these for himself, on me." The bartender obliges, making the strange drink and handing it to the man. He quickly drinks it and jumps out the same window, making a loud THUD. The bartender and the second man step to the window, looking down at the man who is dead on the pavement. The bartender turns and sighs "You're a real dick when your drunk, Superman...."
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