And St. Peter asks them to tell their story of how they died before being let in.
The first man speaks and says "I came home one day to find my wife naked in bed. I previously suspected that she was having an affair, but this confirmed it. I looked everywhere for the guy, and I finally found him in the bathroom. I beat him, threw him off the balcony, then threw a refrigerator on top of him. Then I shot myself".
The second man says "I'm a plumber. I was working on a sink in someone's house, minding my own business, when a guy comes in, beats me half to death, throws me off the balcony, and then that asshole throws a refrigerator on me too!"
The third man walks up and says "Get this. I'm in a refrigerator... naked..."
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