A man went into a Muslim bookstore in Halifax, Nova Scotia. He was going up and down the aisles, obviously looking for something in particular.
Finally, the cashier came over and asked if he could help. The man asked "Do you happen to have the Australian Immigration Policy Book for Muslims"?
The cashier said angrily "Fuck Off and don't come back!"
The man said "Yes - THAT'S the one! Do you have it in paperback?"
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