A man walks in to a kiosk and talks with the cashier...

The conversation is at it's end and the cashier asks the man: -Are you going to rob the place?

The man answers: -Do I look like some common criminal to you?

-You look like Adolf Hitler

-Excactly! That would be below my station!

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